Last Night's Lessons

1) Paragon makes the STRONGEST drinks
     a.You should really have only one of their Long Islands, I had two
2) I clearly cannot handle opening a tab, I always leave my card behind.
3) Brose is the realest.
4) Lebron is not going to the Knicks, but I cannot convince drunk men that in iHOP
5) Do not walk around iHOP going from table to table after 2am if you're a black man, you might get kicked out and/or arrested.
6) Drake's "Unforgettable" is essential for the nightly ride home, as well as Queen's "Who Wants To Live Forever.
7) Hil is responsible.
Last But Not Least
8) You should really have only one of Paragon's Long Islands...I'm still hungover.

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